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impressive !!!

Diane — Sun, 30 Jan 2011 10:49:22 +0000

An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to his Class on the problem Science has with God. He asked one of his new Christian students to stand.

Professor:	You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
Student:	Yes, sir.
Professor:	So, you believe in God?
Student:	Absolutely, sir.
Professor:	Is God good?
Student:	Sure.
Professor:	My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is God good, then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor:	You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student:	Yes.
Professor:	Is Satan good?
Student:	No.
Professor:	Where does Satan come from?
Student:	From.. God.
Professor:	That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student:	Yes.
Professor:	Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student:	Yes.
Professor:	So who created evil?
(Student didn’t answer)
Professor:	Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student:	Yes, sir.
Professor:	So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor:	Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son.. have you ever seen God?
Student:	No, sir.
Professor:	Tell us if you have ever heard your God.
Student:	No, sir.
Professor:	Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter?
Student:	No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor:	Yet you still believe in Him?
Student:	Yes.
Professor:	According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student:	Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor:	Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student:	Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor:	Yes.
Student:	And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor:	Yes.
Student:	No, sir, there isn’t.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student:	Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was a pin-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student:	What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor:	Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student:	You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light… But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called Darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor:	So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student:	Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor:	Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student:	Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor:	If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do.
Student:	Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)
Student:	Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The class was in uproar)
Student:	Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter)
Student:	Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)
Professor:	I guess you’ll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student:	That is it, sir.. exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving!
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That student was Albert Einstein.
Brilliant.
[Edit:	Yes, I realize Albert Einstein was Jewish. Gawd, can everyone just take a chill pill and appreciate the post?]

3rd week of 2011

Diane — Sat, 29 Jan 2011 15:58:30 +0000

Finally cut my fringe:

So fast and the 3rd week of 2011 is almost coming to an end! Haven been updating since X’mas, it has been crazily happening for the past month. Finally started school and supringly it wasnt as dreadful as I thought it will be. I guess friends do make a difference in my life <3

Met up with Jue hui over X’mas (; got a cute hello kitty notebook from her ! yay!~

Then in Dec, granny and aunt (plus family) came over it was crazily tiring for me and my mom. Seriously!

DKSYJ met up a week ago. It was good to see one another and… aNDY LAU! We went to vivo and he happened to be there for a movie promo.

Yipei is back to singapore for good (; Hope she gets her job soon.

Today, went to watch the green hornet with Jue Hui and shopping @ Gr8 world city! Lunch at ION though @ TCC. PASTA time! And bought loads of HK egg tarts at gr8 world city. It’s dope!

self-entertained my selfself while waiting for jue hui to try on her cute dress @ dorothy perkins. Lucky my discount card is of some use to her (;

moi recent “achievements”

and the new craze-s I’ve gotten into:

I guess i will miss 2010 but 2011 will be better than before

Lastly, none of us shall forget…

all i want from santa

Diane — Wed, 22 Dec 2010 03:58:19 +0000

Xmas list:

Not-so-sure about

Diane — Mon, 13 Dec 2010 05:50:27 +0000

It has been a crazy semester. I dont know what I am feeling right now! Lotsa UPs and DOWNs but all will be fine after 18th Dec (; But howcome I smell big trouble coming on the 20th till 31st Dec? TskTsk…

Tears, anger and laughter

Diane — Sun, 12 Dec 2010 00:38:45 +0000

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. – E.E. Cummings

Been such a not-so-good week. Got criticized, blamed for something that could have been avoided for and it bothered me a lot for the past few days but not anymore! We skipped X’mas dinner with lab mates instead we went for a group study and a nice dinner ! Had lots of great fun and laughter yesterday with Yen Min Jing Wei and Sharon <3

One person can bring my mood down but it also just take friends to cheer me up ! One more paper and a presentation and I’m done with this semester’s crap.

Been obsessed with hairstyles recently. Cant wait to get my bangs back.

messy is the new black

obsessed with buns right now

Going to catch Narnia with Yi Pei in 2 hours time ! Cant wait to see that girl!

inspired by the truth in life

Diane — Sat, 04 Dec 2010 15:40:29 +0000

The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off.

disappearing act

Diane — Sat, 04 Dec 2010 12:02:42 +0000

Disappeared for months ! Pretty good with life except having a bad week recently but, IT’S OVER!

Here are the many great things have have happened this month (;

that's not cute PB!

Food hunting with my fav lab mates! It brightens up my lab day <3

sotong toh and her pumpkin

say "CHEEEEESEEEE"

The Girl of all times is FINALLY BACKKK (;

my eyes are forever small -_-

cam-whoring as usual …

We had pontian wanton mee ! it's yummy and cheap!<3

4/12: met Zhen on saturday after the hiatus I had for the week. Nothing beats being around with BFF

pretty cool, accidental shot ofmy top =p

<3 this movie to the max! Free stickers from the cinema. Watched it on the second day after it was released

Going to be a busy week but keeping my cool. I AM COOL =p

Can’t wait for holidays to come and yi pei will be back soon ( for good)

badass attitude

Diane — Sat, 02 Oct 2010 13:11:40 +0000

Whenever I face some people with badass attitude, I try to ignore it. Next time i am NOT going to.

Anyways, I <3 this picture.

happenings

Diane — Sat, 02 Oct 2010 09:23:44 +0000

Got a tuition job! Hope it will turn out well~ and here comes my LA trip money !!!!

YAY~!

Things get better with time and GREAT friends around

Diane — Fri, 24 Sep 2010 00:35:55 +0000

Rough times are getting better with great friends around and bad things just turn better and better =)

Thank you to all who cheered me up =)

AND.. T.G.I.F!!! Cant wait to hang out with mom over the weekends and movie date with juehui on sunday! WALL STREET!